Things I can stand to choke down:

• Raw lettuce or spinach tossed with copious amounts of apple cider vinegar and Bragg’s
• Cold azuki beans with the same dressing
• Peanut butter (it tastes completely unlike peanut butter to me, and I wouldn’t say it tastes good, but it also doesn’t taste quite like poison-coated soap, so I’m eating it)
• Leftover smoked salmon
• Sour fruit flavored omega-3 chewy supplements

Things that are just horrible-tasting, and therefore out of my diet until this is over:

• Bread
• Apples
• Dried apricots (these are especially bad)
• Almonds
• Pumpkin seeds
• Bananas
• Alcohol

Because all unfortunate situations are better when they seem like adventures, I’ve been nibbling at everything in the fridge and pantry, just to see what tastes worst. Tonight I will find out what happens when I eat an egg! Stay tuned!